Apr 14 2008
I hope you brought your foam finger because the opening pitch in latest Democratic presidential spat has just been thrown. As Hillary Clinton’s lead in the state of Pennsylvania dipped from insurmountable just a month ago to within the margin of...
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Apr 10 2008
Celebrex is a prescription NSAID (nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug) used to treat arthritis pain and recently, the manufacturer Pfizer has put out an advertisement to promote this medication and explain its risks and benefits. Perhaps the most...
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Apr 8 2008
Did you hear? It was an Easter blessing! Yes, we can all thank Christ that North Carolina Representative Patrick McHenry was NOT in a gym located in the Iraqi Green Zone when it was struck by rocket fire just moments after he was denied entry. In a...
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Apr 4 2008
Americans like to complain and when it comes to presidential elections, they pour it on with intense resolve. Many feel that no candidate offers answers to their wants and needs. At a time when new challenges of climate change, global terrorism,...
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Apr 3 2008
To begin with, I will offer a disclaimer to liberals who mainline in knee-jerk inclusion, rabid Southwest State nativists and homeland security cheerleaders, first- or second-generation Hispanic immigrants, or generally anyone who has in one way or...
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Apr 1 2008
Unless western proponents of Tibetan liberation wish to be viewed as theocrats or 21st century feudalist sympathizers, they would do well to cease referring to Tenzin Gyatso as the Dalai Lama. Furthermore, if Nancy Pelosi and every other lockstep...
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Mar 28 2008
Although I loathe to pluck analogies from a Wes Anderson movie, I will point to one that doesn’t bear quite as oily a stain of hipster embrace. In his early film “Rushmore,” the protagonist is the star of his school and an...
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Mar 26 2008
“Is it love or is it Fancy Feast?” I’ll choose option three: it’s fucking stupid. If there was ever a moment when perhaps American consumerism had gone too far, overstepped its bounds, or become downright daft, then it came...
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Mar 25 2008
In the 2006 State of the Union address alongside his favorite portent of a hydrogen future, President Bush pledged additional research for “cutting-edge methods of producing ethanol, not just from corn, but from wood chips and stalks, or switch...
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Mar 24 2008
I have a message for Hillary Clinton. If you’ve never seen “Cool Runnings,” then move it to the top of your Netflix queue. In case you have your heart set on “Atonement,” then I’ll condense the pertinent parts of the movie for you. The...
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