Jun 27 2009
I was a music critic for two years. When I started out, I was certain it was going to be my career path. By the end of the road, I was loathing myself and my writing more than I’d ever had in my life. I had started to hate what I’d become...
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Jun 26 2009
In a beloved film from my childhood, “Flight of Dragons,” the scientist hero confronts the evil red magician on a dark crag. As menacing snakes sprout out of the magician’s neck and breathe fire at the scientist, the spectacled nerd...
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Jun 25 2009
The fight of the century! In this corner, the disgraced former governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer! And in this corner, the soon-to-be former governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford! I’m sure the bloggers are going to be out in force comparing...
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Jun 10 2009
Will you quit fawning already, there’s a GAME going on. I found myself saying this out loud during game 3 on more than one occasion. Look. Kobe Bryant is an amazing basketball player. His fakes are so devastating that the player on the...
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Jun 9 2009
I really don’t get what all the fuss is about. The way it’s portrayed, you’d think the moment a detainee was moved out of Guantanamo Bay, they’d be dropped off at a crowded shopping center, given $50,000 in unmarked bills, and...
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Jun 3 2009
Word combinations like arctic breeze, aqua reef, and summer rain when used to describe scented products. An arctic breeze probably smells better than anything on earth. And though I haven’t sniffed one (yet), I still know that an arctic breeze...
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May 31 2009
Honestly. Who, other than she who is pretty well-off, is going to buy Rosetta Stone software? There are millions of people out there who want to learn a new language, but can’t afford to either take classes or buy a set of CDs that cost...
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May 27 2009
I’m not gay. I know barely one iota about what it’s like to be gay. But I’ve heard bits and pieces. And some of those bits say, it’s not so easy growing up gay. The word is that 14-year-old kids throw insults your mother would...
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May 21 2009
The responsible consumer is one who gives feedback. Let’s say you buy something online. A lot of us do it fairly regularly. The website you bought it from likely has a function where you can rate a product, write a review, or send feedback. Try...
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May 18 2009
Toilet paper commercials are nutty. They’re an interesting dimension of how we get nervous about anything naked, screwing, peeing, or pooping. But they’re still nutty. Quilted Northern used to have a string of commercials starring...
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